Finally we get to some positive thoughts. Trap Girl has settled down, decided to stop fighting the system and instead to work within it. She finds that the guards, her case manager and most of the women are on her side. She has many epiphanies and begins her search for truth in pretty much all areas of life and self. In other words, the horse that has been led to water has finally decided to drink.
FYI: “Meat” is a chicken by-product which is nutritious and filled with preservatives (that’s all I’ll say) I prefer my daughter not to eat it three times a day; Count is when the women line up and are physically counted from a roster; (Apparently “Xena” was too shy to write at this time)
If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for ya son. I got 99 problems & I wish a bitch were JUST one! There’s “Myra”, so named b/c when she was a child she played w/ the animals til they were “played out” aka DEAD! Cuz she “loved them & squeezed them & called them George” just like Myra on Animaniacs. Then there’s “Xena” the Warrior Princess, a beautiful Native that would beat a grown man @ arm wrestling, and both want to be my spades “P” (that means partner). I love them both equally & both their spades playing goes hard, but like Highlander, there can only be one. So how about I have each one of them write a little piece on herself & take a vote from you the people on which one should reign victorious.
On a different note, today for lunch the menu says Turkey wiener. I was hoping for 2 turkey weiners but it’s only one, I shall starve til dinner, which is chicken chili beans. Let me explain this “chicken”. It’s all one type of “meat” that tastes somewhat like breakfast sausage. We get it in the morning & it’s called “sausage”. We get it in the evening & it’s called “chicken patty”, we get it ground up for lunch & it’s called “chicken chili”, but it tastes like plastic Jimmy Dean. Has anyone seen the movie Soylent Green? Soylent Green is “Chicken Patty”, just sayin!
Well, it’s count time, I’m gonna get into my quantum mechanics book & learn me some shit in prison. Until next time …. have a Wonderful Eddie Warrior’s day …..
Life As Myra Sees It 🙂
OK, So here goes my first attempt at speaking to the masses. LOL! I’m not really sure how this will all turn out, but I figure, what can it hurt since I single-handedly destroyed my reputation and burned all my bridges while I stood on them years ago. So, this should be fun and informative! LOL!
So, I’m going to assume most of you have seen the dog food commercials complaining about (them) putting chicken by-products in the dog food. Well, as of late, I’ve convinced myself dinners not complete without it! Or any other meal of the day for that matter, I reckon, since that’s what I’ve been eating breakfast, lunch and dinner! They might not want to feed it to their dogs, but they have absolutely no problem at all shoving it down our throats for every meal. So, rather than starve myself completely, I’ll let them help me trick my stomach, while I go about tricking my mind! I really feel like an even sadder truth than all of that, though, is the kindergarten size portions that they’re feeding obviously full grown adults! But I suppose it’s, whatever!
On a completely different subject I would like to say how thankful I am for this amazing person that God has seen fit to bless me with on my journey through this Eddie Warrior Experience, that I brought on myself! My very own Pepe le Pew! Though most of the time I feel like I’m the one chasing the exquisite masterpiece around! I often wonder how two people with such differences can also be so alike? I am extremely grateful as well, that she looks past differences on a daily and allows me to be a part of her amazing positive world she’s creating for us inside this man made hell!
Anyways, it’s the end of a pretty long, tiring, yet wonderfully blessed day. Thanks to my awesome friend, my heart is smiling as I’m putting my last thoughts of the evening on your minds! Thank you so much Pepe for including me in your experiment!
Love, Your Myra